Today Was A Fairytale

(Scene opens up at night, then goes to daytime, showing the subtitles “27,000 BC”.)
(Geter chisels on a stone)
Eribunk: Hmm? Ni. (Grinding) (Looks at another stone) Hmm? Ni. (Throws it in Bunka’s mouth) Ah? Ni.(Camera pans to Bunka, who grinds another stone. A squirrel goes by balancing on a nut) Geter? (Geter shows a stone) Ah! (Camera pans to the stone) Oh wha!
Melodock: Mei Eribunk, Whakka tuka’?
Eribunk: Mei Melodock, Geter n mi maka wha.
Melodock: Oh, a wha.
Anthgard: (While dragging Darnug in) Mei gah!
(Darnug laughs)
Eribunk: Mei Anthgard n Darnug.
Anthgard: Whakka tuka’?
Melodock: Anthgard!
(Anthgard laughs nervously)

Swampy: Whoa, whoa, whoa. So— so they’re just gonna be talking in “cave-talk”?
Dan: Yeah! I think Sabatino is just gonna grunt.
Swampy: Oh— How are people gonna know what’s going on?
Dan: Oh— Periodically we’re just gonna cut to you and me, just explaining it just like this in this sort of photo-animation.
Swampy: Wh— Why don’t we just film it? Live action?
Dan: Nah, it’s not the budget.
Swampy: Ah, yeah. How are the kids gonna know who we are?
(Text bubbles appear with arrows pointing to Dan and Swampy, showing their names)
Swampy: Oh! That’s nice. Okay. But where’s Perry?
Dan: (Prepares to write on the drawing board) Ah!

Josebrow: Meh ti bi bunga gunga. Unga gunga Sabengung gugga lunga.
(Gnisten swings next to Joseph, screeching and chattering loudly)
Josebrow: GNISTEN!
(Gnisten leaves)
Josebrow: Unga lunga alunga. Gunga lunga bleh ah… (Josebrow waves Perry away, who salutes and runs off. Josebrow slips on a banana peel as Gnisten swings by with a bunch of bananas screeching)

(A caveman pushes in a delivery of rock slabs for Eribunk and Geter)
Caveman: Ugga bugga bajunga ba googoo googa di wha?
Eribunk: Ah. Ah gi ar.
Caveman: Eh.

(Ronn gets ready to go hunting)
Da: Ah bu ga bu dar.
Mog: Ah bu ga bu dar. Dan doo par gu spar.
Da: Shank oo dar.
(Hug and Ra sniff each others armpits)
Da: Bakoo ar!
Mog: Bakoo ar! (Hug unbends her back. She walks to a mirror and sees her hair) Chakka lakka! Gin-tok? (Gets her staff) Igga raba oh.
Gin-tok: Mog! Mog! Gin-tok in charga?
Mog: Ah, Gi-tok. Yar in charga. (Gives Gin-tok the staff)
Gin-tok: Ess!
Mog: Ah quag.
Gin-tok: Ah quag, Mog! (Looks at the staff) Gin-tok in charga. (Giggles)

(Outside)
Gin-tok: Eribunk and Geter! Can-tok in charga!
Eribuk: Gin-tok in charga? Du mhakka satellakkah?
(Gin-tok growls. She walks into the house, slams the door and peeks out the window. She goes to the rock recliner and talks to Crystal via drumming on a hollow log)
(Crystal replies by playing a drum beat back)

(Song: Quirky Worky Song (Caveman Version))
♪ (Grunting) ♪
(Darnug, Melodock and Anthgard salute, and chop a giant block, revealing a smaller block. Eriabunk tells them to make the wheel out of it, and Darnug, Melodock and Anthgard salute. They make the shape, forming a hole in the stone)

♪ Bunkalunk Bunkalunk Bunkalunka! ♪
(Sabatino laughs hysterically at water slowly dripping off a stalactite. This repeats till Bunka da Bunkaquan crashes through the wall)
Sabatigung: A Bunkaquan?
(Bunka puts on his head gear)
Sabatigung: Bunka da Bunkaquan?! (Tinongung gestures that Bunka could have simply climbed the ladder to the open balcony instead of smashing in through the side. He then pulls a cord which drops a trap made from bone onto Bunka)
Sabatigung: Ah, Bunka da Bunkaquan… bakka lakka! (Back story begins and a tetrapod with Tinongung’s face climbs onto dry land, looks around, and goes back into the water)
Sabatigung: Ah, Bunka da Bunkaquan… (Tinongung grunts and gestures toward a cave painting depicting the famous evolution of man series. He gestures that he is the crouching figure and shows distain for the upright figure, who happens to resemble Ricky Paull Goldin. He imitates Ricky standing upright and being a doof)
Sabatigung: Ama wrog?
(More grunting an gesturing and we see Caveman Ricky Paull Goldin lounging in splendor eating grapes, being served a side of ribs by a blond cavewoman, and perhaps hosting a garden party. By contrast, Tinongung gestures to his decaying cave)
Sabatigung: Uh? Blahh! (A piece of a stalactite breaks off) Uh? Blahh! Uh? Blahh! Uh? BLAHH!!!

(Back to Dan and Swampy’s office)
Dan: You know what? I think you’re right. This was a bad idea.
Swampy: No, no, no, no… This is starting to work. This is really good.
Dan: Really?
Swampy: Yeah. Get, get up, get up, get out of the way! Give me the pen. So Eribunk and Geter have already invented the wheel and are getting ready to show their friends…

Eribunk: Ta-da!
Anthgard: (Scratching his head, confused) Ta-da?
Eribunk: Ah, ta-da! (He hums as he rolls with his wheel. He stops at Anthgard and gets off) Ta-da!
(Anthgard picks up the wheel)
Eribunk: Ah?
(Anthgard puts the wheel on Darnug)
Anthgard: Ta-da.

(Inside, Gin-tok is still drumming on the hollow log. Eribunk is seen through the window rolling with his wheel)
Gin-tok: Oh! (Walks outside) Eribunk and Geter, gu bagga da da da! (The kids, except Eribunk and Anthgard, are seen rolling with their wheels)
Eribunk: Mei, Gin-tok, ti makka wha!
Gin-tok: A wha?
(Anthgard hits himself on the head with his own wheel and laughs)
Anthgard: Du wha! (Laughs)
Gin-tok: Eribunk an Geter, du go gunga busta! Mi tele Mog! (Calls out) Mog!
Eribunk: (Points and commands each of the others, who are riding their own wheels) Da! Da! Da!
(The four children end up in a rectangular plan form)
Eribunk: Hmmm, Geter, tu kanga machia du kanga!
Darnjug: Wa tu kanga?
Eribunk: Geter? (Geter displays a small tablet inscribed with what appears to be a Humvee design)
Eribunk: Ah! Tu kanga!

(At Bobbi’s Hair Emporium)
Gin-tok: Mog! Phinabunk and Gerb gunga bunga doo wha! Doo wha! Doo wha! (Pause) Doo wha!
Casey Jon Deidrick: A wha?
Mog: Ni Gin-tok, lakka whakka.
Gin-tok: (Growls)
Casey Jon Deidrick: Gin-tok, uh, enthusilakkah.
Mog: Gin-tok, bunka lunka.

Sabatigung: Ah, Bunka da Bunkaquan. Eh. (Laughs) Ah rar! (Opens the curtains) Da may deh herayar! (Picks the Stick-Inatorup) Ah? Eh? (Camera pans to Bunka) Ah! (Shows a stone drawing) Eh, Bunka da Bunkaquan.(Taps the stone drawing) Eh? Heh, eh? Heh?
(The stone drawing shows Tino’s plan, as the characters in the drawing moves)

Dan: Oh, so Tino’s going to poke the mammoths with his Stick-Inator and they’ll stampede Ricky Paull and his friends away from their home, and Tino can live there.
Swampy: Now, wasn’t that clear?
Dan: No.
Swampy: Well, then it’s a good thing we’re doing (Does a pose) this then.

Gin-tok: Can-tok me in charga. Mog neega lunga Gin-tok Mog. (Notices a Humvee. The camera zooms out of a wheel, switches to Geter, who’s driving, Eric, Darnug, Melodock as passengers, and Anthgard is running on it’s back wheel. As they ride, the kids shout)
Gin-tok: Eribunk and Geter! (Runs after it. At a glacier he notices Joshbunk)
Joshabunk: Mei Gin-tok.
Gin-tok: Mei Joshabunk. (Giggles)
(The kids ride by Conk)
Conk: (Laughs) Eribunk and Geter! (The camera zooms out, noticing his foot stuck in the glacier) Ah! Bungah.
(At a jungle, Gin-tok runs through the bushes, and comes out with Gina’s hairstyle. She notices it, messes it up and continues running)
Gin-tok: Ah!
(The kids are riding by a leafless tree with two vultures, a small one and a big one. The big vulture notices Gin-tok, flies after her and grabs her. The vulture flies to the volcano, as the kids are shouting down below. Gin-tok looks down at the Humvee, then at the Vulture. She hits it with the staff)
Gin-tok: (Screams) (Lands on a tree, slides down it, breaking it’s branches and slides down the volcano. As she stops, the rock on the staff is in the lava)
Gin-tok: Huh?
(The kids below are still riding in the Humvee)
Gin-tok: Oh! Eribunk and Geter! Gin-tok busta Eribunk and Geter! (Picks up the staff, noticing steam billowing from the rock) Shtok smoke il lakka? (Grabs the steam and lets go of it) Ah?
Hug: Gin-tok!
Gin-tok: (Gasps) Mog! (Notices Hug, then the kids and the Humvee) Mog busta Eribunk and Geter! (Starts running) Mog! Mog!

Sabatigung: (Laughs)
(Tinongung puts down a ladder, climbs it, and pokes a mammoth. Instead of it running off, it turns at Tino, growling. Tino gets off the ladder, chuckling nervously. He throws away the Stick-Inator, points at his building and runs off. The mammoths chase him)

(As for Gin-tok, she catches up with Hug)
Can-tok: Mog! Eribunk and Geter makka du kanga!
Mog: Du kanga?
(Tinongung runs by, followed by thr mammoths. Tinongung runs over the Humvee, but the mammoths destroy it)
Gin-tok and Mog: (Coughing)
Gin-tok: Mog, butta. (Notices that the Humvee is broken) Ni! Ni, ni, ni, ni!
Eribunk: Oh, mei, Mog.
Mog: Mei, Eribunk, mei, Geter.
Gin-tok: Ni!!!
(Suddenly, the end of Gin-tok’s staff sparks and grows a flame on it)
Phinabunk: Wow. Can-tok make a foomfa!
Gin-tok: Foomfa?
Mog: Gin-tok makka foomfa!
Gin-tok: Ah, Gin-tok makka foomfa! (holds the staff high) Gin-tok in charga.

(Meanwhile, the mammoths crash Tinongung’s lair. Tinongung is alone on the ground coughing)
Sabatigung: Kooya, Bunka da Bunkaquan! (Seeing Bunka walking away) Aw, bunka!

(That night, everyone is around Gin-tok’s fire njoying it)
Da: So, Can-tok makka foomfa.
Joshabug: Eh, foomfa, kookalaka.
Gin-tok: (laughing) Joshabug.
Melodock: Gin-tok makka foomfa!
Darnjug:(sees Bunka) Bakida, Bunkaquan!
(Now, we turn to Eribunk and Geter. As Eribunk eats a marshmallow, Gerb decides they now speak english)
Geter: I guess we should wait until tomorrow before we tell them about our new language.
Eribunk: Yes, yes we should.

(We see Dan and Swampy one last time)
Dan: Eh, all right, I’ll buy that, but it still feels like it’s missing something.
(They think for a moment, then…)
Dan and Swampy: The song!
Dan: Okay, how about something like… ♪ Zubada, yia! Zubada, yia! ♪
Swampy: Do it again.
(Song: Zubada)

All: ♪ Zubada, yia! ♪
♪ Zubada, yia! ♪
♪ Zubada, yia! ♪
♪ Zubada, yia! ♪
♪ Zubada, yia! (ooooh) ♪

♪ Zubada, yia! ♪
♪ Zubada, yia! ♪
♪ Zubada, yia! ♪
♪ Zubada, yia! ♪
♪ Zubada, yia! ♪
♪ Zubada, yia! (yeaaaaa a a a a) ♪
♪ Ooga ooga ooga ooga ♪

Eribunk: ♪ Ooh chaka ooh chaka ♪
Melodock/Caveside Girls: ♪ Kay carga mana hoo (hey!) ♪
Hug/Ra/Gin-tok/Joshbunk: ♪ Ya ya ya ♪
Melodock/Caveside Girls: ♪ Gunga larga mungalo ♪
Anthgard and Darnjug: ♪ Zooga ooga chonga ♪
Melodock/Caveside Girls: ♪ Beep boppa zabodu
All: ♪ Chucka lacka moo eetchie she ma goo ♪

♪ Chucka lacka moo eetchie she ma goo ♪
♪ Chucka lacka moo eetchie ♪
♪ Eetchie she ma ooga ♪
♪ Ooga ♪
♪ Ooga ♪
Geter: ♪ Ooga ooga ooga ooga ♪
All: ♪ Chucka lacka moo eetchie she ma goo ♪

jamesbrownstylee:

The wrong booty tooches:

• The hoochie tooch
• The poochie tooch
• The smoochie tooch
• The dookie tooch

The right booty tooches are:

• The standard booty tooch
• The side tooch
• The goochie tooch
• The juicy tooch

(Scene opens in Gina’s room, where she’s calling Crystal Chappell and cutting some pictures)
Gina Tognoni: I don’t know Crystal, between busting my brothers and trying to make Jeremy my boyfriend in time for school, I just can’t seem get anything this summer. Like my “Joshua & Me” scrapbook. I mean, I have cute pictures of Joshua and cute pictures of me but no cute pictures of both of us being cute together! It’s a real problem. But time to check on Eric and Peter!
(uses a pair of binoculars to spy on Eric and Peter)
Standing around, dorking it up, boring. There’s just too much for one person to do. If only there were two of me: One to bust my brothers and one to be with Joshua.

(Cut to the backyard, Anthony is carrying Darnell like luggage)
Anthony Geary: Look what Darnell did to my ice cream bar! He got peanut butter on my Magnum! Look at this mess! LOOK AT IT! (shoves the ice cream bar in Eric’s face)
Eric Braeden: Anthony, peanut butter and Magnum are really good together!
Anthony Geary: I don’t wanna taste two things at one time! It’s unnatural!
Eric Braeden: Well, you’re in luck. We just finished our molecular separator. It’s our cool new machine that breaks things down into their components parts. We used it to separate a mule into a horse and a donkey. And to separate shampoo plus conditioner into shampoo and conditioner! Peter.
(Peter places the peanut butter-Magnum on a stool and shoots it with a machine. The peanut butter-Magnum turns into a jar of peanut butter and a Magnum bar.)
Anthony Geary: Witchcraft!
Eric Braeden: Try it.
(Anthony takes the Magnum and eats it)
Eric Braeden: Well?
Anthony Geary: Singular-goodness. (At Darnell) Why don’t you grab your peanut butter and your swimsuit and meet me at the flagpole. (He and Darnell walk away.)
Eric Braeden: Come on, let’s see what else we can separate.
(Eric and Peter walk away. Perry is seen pressing a stone which opens a hatch which he jumps down in. He lands in his lair.)

Joseph Mascolo: Agent P, Sabatino has been seen at the Danville public pool, installing some kind of new device. We need you to get there immediately, good luck Agent P.
(Agent P salutes, and hurries away)

(Back at the backyard, Gina runs out from the house)
Gina Tognoni: Those kids are so busted! All I have to do is bring this to Mom. (tries to lift it) Wow, it’s heavier than I thought!
(She accidentally shoots herself with it, creating two different Ginas)
Busting Gina Tognoni: Must bust Eric and Peter.
Romantic Gina Tognoni: Ah, Joshua.
(They look at each other)

(At the public pool, Sabatino is seen in a line for a high dive)
Michael Sabatino: Perry the Platypus, I’m glad you’re here. I’m just in line for the high dive. You see, it reminds me of the high dive I knew as a kid at the Gimmelshtump public wetness maker.

(Flashback)
Michael Sabatino: (Narrating) It wasn’t so much of a pool, as it was just a… we’ll just say that it only had water in it on alternating Wednesdays, and leave it at that.
Anyhooh, in Gimmelshtump, the high dive was an important rite of passage.
Michael’s Father: Are you a man or a schnitzel?!
Young Michael: I’m a man, I’m a man.
(Young Michael climbs up the ladder, lays on the top and looks down in fear)
Queuing man: Das kind ist ein schnitzel. (That kid is a schnitzel.)
(He and other queuing men laugh)
Michael Sabatino: (Narrating) With all those people looking and laughing at me, I-I just couldn’t do it.
Michael’s Father: Ich habe keinen sohn. (I have no son.)
(Young Michael sadly follows his father away from the pool)
Michael Sabatino: (Narrating) After that, my father and I became increasingly distant.
Michael’s Father: Zu nah! (Too close!)
(Flashback ends)

Michael Sabatino: Now I will conquer my fear and jump from the high dive, but you know, I still don’t want any of these people to look at me and make fun of me, so I invented the Look-Away-Inator! You’d think it would attract a lot of attention at a public pool, but so far no one’s noticed it. It must be leaking or something.
(Multiple people walk by and get hit by the leak, looking away and falling into the pool)
Michael Sabatino: Anyway, when I do my man making dive, you can bet that no one in the Tri-State Area will be looking. Sure, it may be tough for people who happen to be driving, plus, brain surgeons might have a problem too, but it’s really a small price to pay for me becoming a man, right?
(Agent P glares at him)
Michael Sabatino: You’re right, I gotta trap you.
(Some life-rings drop down on Agent P, trapping him)

(Back at the house, Romantic Gina is decorating her room)
Romantic Gina Tognoni: Romance, lalalalala. It’s a Joshua bedroom!
Busting Gina Tognoni: O. M. G.
(Busting Gina pulls out her phone and calls Hunter)
Busting Gina Tognoni: Mom! Eric and Peter made me!
Hunter Tylo: Um, I’ve got some stretch marks that would say otherwise.
Busting Gina Tognoni: No, I mean, they split me in half! Well, not like I’m cut in half, but they’ve made another me! Hear for yourself…
(Busting Gina gives the phone to Romantic Gina)
Busting Gina Tognoni: It’s for you.
Romantic Gina Tognoni: Hi Joshua!
Busting Gina Tognoni: Not Joshua, it’s Mom.
Romantic Gina Tognoni: Oh, hi Mom. Here’s Gina.
Busting Gina Tognoni: See?
Hunter Tylo: That was a very nice imitation of yourself Gina. Love ya, bye.
Busting Gina Tognoni: No, wait! Hello? Grrrrrr….
(Eric and Peter walk by)
Eric Braeden: Hi Gina, and hello to you Gina.
(Eric walks back)
Eric Braeden: Uh-oh. Okay Peter, change of plans.
Busting Gina Tognoni: You need to focus on what’s important, you touchy-feely ninny!
Eric Braeden: Hey guys. So it appears there’s been a little mishap. Let’s say we fire up the ol’ molecular splitter in reverse and…
Busting Gina Tognoni: Forget it. I’ve only got one thing on my mind, and that’s busting you! I’m going to the mall to get Mom!
(She runs out of the room)
Romantic Gina Tognoni: Wait for me!
(She runs after her)
Eric Braeden: Well, I guess I know what we’re gonna do today.

(At the Googolplex Mall, the two Ginas run through the doors)
Busting Gina Tognoni: Gotta find Mom!
Romantic Gina Tognoni: Gotta find Joshua!
(They run off in opposite directions)

(Song: Me, Myself and I)

Gina Tognoni: ♪ Me, Myself and I ♪
♪ Don’t see eye to eye ♪
♪ Me, Myself and I ♪
♪ Don’t get along ♪
♪ Me, Myself and I ♪
♪ Can finally say goodbye ♪
♪ This collaboration always felt so wrong ♪

Busting Gina Tognoni: ♪ There’s two of us on the scene ♪
♪ And I don’t wanna sound mean ♪
♪ But I’ll tell you that I’m happy without me ♪
♪ I’ve been holding me back ♪
♪ But now I’m on my own track ♪
♪ We’re done. Finito! I’m free! ♪

Romantic Gina Tognoni: ♪ From here on out ♪
♪ We can both exist peacefully ♪
♪ Without all of this struggle and internal strife ♪
Busting Gina Tognoni: ♪ (Internal strife) ♪
Romantic Gina Tognoni: ♪ Now that we’re separate we can do anything ♪
♪ So don’t let the door hit you ♪
♪ Have a nice life ♪
Busting Gina Tognoni: ♪ (Have a nice life) ♪

Busting Gina Tognoni: ♪ I’m through with myself ♪
♪ I’m better off without her ♪
Romantic Gina Tognoni: ♪ (Myself and I) ♪
Busting Gina Tognoni: ♪ I’m through with myself ♪
♪ I’m better off without her ♪
♪ Me, myself and I ♪
♪ Don’t get along ♪
Romantic Gina Tognoni: ♪ (Without her) ♪

(Romantic Gina walks up to Hunter who’s at a glasses stand)
Romantic Gina Tognoni: Hi, Mom. Have you seen Joshua?
Hunter Tylo: Doesn’t he work over at that hot dog stand?
Romantic Gina Tognoni: (dreamily) Oh, yeah.
(Romantic Gina leaves happily and Busting Gina comes up while Hunter’s trying on another pair of glasses)
Busting Gina Tognoni: Mom, Mom! Have you seen me?
Hunter Tylo: Well, I see you right now. Weren’t you looking for Joshua?
Busting Gina Tognoni: No!
(Busting Gina leaves angrily)
Glasses Seller: Wow, twins. That’s a handful.
Hunter Tylo: What?

(Back at the public pool, Sabatino is now first in line for the high dive. He looks at the top nervously as he sees a bird crash into it. He looks to the man beside him.)
Michael Sabatino: You can go ahead if you want. I’m not in that much of a hurry.
Man: (knowingly) Uh huh.
Michael Sabatino: You have fun up there. (looks to the kid next in line) So…
Kid: Don’t talk to me, Mister.

(Cut back to the mall, at Slushy Dawg where Joshua is working)
Joshua Morrow: There you go little guy.
(Busting Gina walks up)
Joshua Morrow: Hi Gina.
Busting Gina Tognoni: Have you seen Gina?
Joshua Morrow: Well, I can see you right now.
Busting Gina Tognoni: No, no, no, no. Not me me, the me that isn’t me.
Joshua Morrow: (Confused) Uh…
Busting Gina Tognoni: You know, “bla-bla-bla, Joshua is so amazing, hearts, rainbows, and unicorns bla!” That me!
Joshua Morrow: (Confused) Oh, gosh. I guess I could say yes I have…
Busting Gina Tognoni: Where?
Joshua Morrow: (Scared) Nowhere… I mean, not today.
Busting Gina Tognoni: Ugh! Well, if I come back and I have a flower in my hair, you tell me! Find Gina, find Mom, bust, bust, bust!
(She runs off and Joshua turns around before Romantic Gina walks up)
Romantic Gina Tognoni: Hi, Joshua!
Joshua Morrow: Uh, hey, Gina. You have a flower in your hair.
Romantic Gina Tognoni: I know!
Joshua Morrow: Ok, you’re kinda scaring me…
Romantic Gina Tognoni: (sighs contentedly) I could just stare at you all day long…
Joshua Morrow: Listen, I gotta get back to work, but if you like, I can swing by your house after I’m done.
Romantic Gina Tognoni: Really? I would love that!
Joshua Morrow: Ok then, see you after work.
Romantic Gina Tognoni: Something to remember me by? (points to her cheek, smiling)
Joshua Morrow: Ok.
(Joshua leans over to kiss Romantic Gina and she smiles more before she’s pulled away by Busting Gina, leaving Joshua alone)
Joshua Morrow: Ok, maybe later.
(Eric and Peter walk up)
Eric Braeden: Hey, Joshua.
Joshua Morrow: Oh, hey, guys.
Eric Braeden: Have you seen Gina?
Joshua Morrow: Yeah, you just missed her.
Eric Braeden: Was she talking about busting or was she oogling over you?
Joshua Morrow: Uh… both. She said something about going to find the “other Gina” and-and Mom and then she went all wild when I mentioned stopping by tonight.
Eric Braeden: So if we find Mom, we’ll find both Ginas.
Joshua Morrow: (Confused) Uh, tell them I say hi.
(The boys leave)

(Back at the public pool, it’s Sabatino turn for the high dive but he simply stares up instead of going)
Kid: Mister, come on it’s your turn. Are you some kinda schnitzel?
Michael Sabatino: I am a man, not a schnitzel! (Climbing up the high dive) I will prove it right now! Nobody calls me schnitzel anymore! I bet he doesn’t even know what it means the little… (He reaches the top) Hey, hey wait a minute. This isn’t as bad as I remember… IT’S SO MUCH WORSE! (Clings onto the diving board)
Kid: (Flatly sighs) Schnitzel…

(In the clothing store, Linda is trying on an outfit inside a changing booth when she hears Busting Gina)
Busting Gina Tognoni: Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! She’s here. I have Gina here with me! Come out and look for yourself.
(Hunter sighs and comes out of the changing room)
Busting Gina Tognoni: See? Two of us!
(Hunter sees Busting Gina but she is alone, standing in front mirrors which make it look like there are three more Ginas.)
Hunter Tylo:Actually, right now I can see four of you.
Busting Gina Tognoni: That slippery vixen! Don’t move, I’ll be right back! (runs off)
Hunter Tylo: (sighs tiredly) Yes, yes you will.

(Busting Gina runs past a store)
Busting Gina Tognoni: Bust, bust, bust, bust, bust!
(Romantic Gina comes out of the store holding a picture frame)
Romantic Gina Tognoni: Ah, my Joshua is going to love this!
Eric Braeden: There she is!
(He and Peter go down the escalator to intercept Romantic Gina as Hunter walks up to her)
Hunter Tylo: Well, I’m heading out. You want a ride?
Romantic Gina Tognoni: But my cookie-boo is still…
Eric Braeden: Gina! Isn’t Joshua coming over later? You should be home getting ready.
Romantic Gina Tognoni: Oh, they’re right! Mom, let’s go!
Hunter Tylo: How about you, boys?
Eric Braeden: Don’t worry; we’ll be home soon.
(Hunter and Romantic Gina leave)
Eric Braeden: One Gina down, one to go.
Busting Gina Tognoni: Eric! Peter! Have you seen the other Gina?
Eric Braeden: We just saw her. She’s driving away with Mom.
(Busting Gina lets out an unearthly shriek, scaring the boys a bit before she takes off and fisting really angry)
Eric Braeden: If the molecular separator doesn’t just disappear when this is over, we should really consider destroying it.
Peter Bergman: Agreed.

(Switches to the car, where Linda listens to her daughter with a slightly twitching eye while Busting Gina is running after the car, unnoticed by the two)
Romantic Gina Tognoni: My Joshua, my Joshua, and I will be forever! My Joshua, Joshua, Joshua will leave me never! Oh, Joshua. Yay, Joshua!
(The car stops and Romantic Gina jumps out while Busting Gina crashes into the back window, which Hunter hears)
Hunter Tylo: What was that?
(In the house, Romantic Gina runs up the stairs while Hunter carries in bags)
Romantic Gina Tognoni: Joshua’s coming! Gotta get ready for Joshua!

(Hunter is in her room when Busting Gina kicks the door open)
Busting Gina Tognoni: Where is she?
Hunter Tylo: Where is who?
Busting Gina Tognoni: Gina! She was with you in the car!
Hunter Tylo: Yes, “she” was.
Busting Gina Tognoni: And?!

(Back at the pool, Tino is still clinging to the board, and the people in line are becoming increasingly impatient)
Man: Come on buddy! Move it!
Kid: (has climbed up the diving board) Watch out, schnitzel! (skillfully dives into the pool) Boo-yah!
Woman: Now that’s a man!
(Michael whimpers pitifully)

(In the Braeden-Bergman backyard)
Eric Braeden: Hey Gina! Look who’s here early!
(Romantic Gina looks out her window to see, what looks like, Joshua with his back to her)
Romantic Gina Tognoni: Ooh! My Joshua is here! I’ll be right with you my love! (disappears from the window to rush to downstairs)
Eric Braeden: Wow, she bought it! (Turns around giving a thumbs up to Peter, who is dressed up like Joshua) I guess love is blind.

(At the public pool, Michael seems to have recovered some of his bravery. He is slowly standing up on the diving board, pulling out the Look-Away-Inator’s remote.)
Michael Sabatino: Okay, that’s it. My Turn-Away-Inator and I are ready to go! (presses the button and everyone at the pool looks to the side, away from Michael) That’s right, look away!
(The scene switches to a room where a man is chiseling a giant sculpture, the machine affects him and he accidentally hits the statue with too much force causing it to fall apart.)
Sculptor: (Sarcastically) Fantastic.
(Switches to a medical room, where three brain surgeons are working on a woman’s brain. They too are affected by the Look-Away-Inator)
Brain Surgeon: Uh, has everyone paid up on their insurance bill?
Woman: I taste lilacs.

(In the Braeden-Bergman backyard, Romantic Gina skips into the backyard)
Romantic Gina Tognoni: My Joshua’s here! My Joshua’s here! My Joshua’s here!
(Busting Gina runs into the backyard after her)
Busting Gina Tognoni: Busted, busted, busted! Mom!
Eric Braeden: Peter, now!
(Peter pulls on the lever. Instead of combining the two Ginas, it creates eleven more and they’re all chattering incoherently)
Eric Braeden: Yikes…
(Hunter comes into the backyard)
Hunter Tylo: All right Gina. I’m here.
(The Look-Away-Inator suddenly affects everyone in the backyard, turning their heads to the side.)

(At the pool, Sabatino is preparing to dive)

Michael Sabatino: Now I’m ready. (His head suddenly turns to the side) Oh, I didn’t realize it would affect me too!
(He shouts as he loses balance, falling down into the water below. His splash hits his Look-Away-Inator, rendering it useless)
Michael Sabatino: (Flailing in the water) Ah, I can’t swim! I am a schnitzel! I am a schnitzel!
(Perry jumps into the pool, breaking out of his trap, and tosses a life-ring over Sabatino)
Michael Sabatino: (Stops shouting and flailing) Curse you and thank you, Perry the Platypus.
Female background singers: ♪ Perry! ♪

(Back in the backyard)
Eric Braeden: What are we looking at?
Peter Bergman: I have no idea.
(He and Eric look back before activating the molecular separator, combining all the Ginas. After she’s combined again, she lands on the stone Perry used to enter his lair. The molecular separator falls into the lair and Eric and Peter exchange confused glances afterward.)
Hunter Tylo: I could’ve sworn there were more people here. What did you want Gina?
Gina Tognoni: (Sighs) Nothing…
Hunter Tylo: Suit yourself. (Leaves)

(Inside the lair, the molecular separator hits Joseph Mascolo. Another more colorful version of him is beside himself afterwards.)
Singing Joseph Mascolo: I wanna SING! (Laughs)
Joseph Mascolo: I try so hard to keep you under wraps.

(In the backyard…)
Gina Tognoni: (To herself) I can’t do anything right…even with two of me! I can’t bust my brothers. I can’t even—
Joshua Morrow: There you are, Gina.
Gina Tognoni: Joshua?
Joshua Morrow: (Holding the frame Romantic Gina had bought) Your mom said you got this for me at the mall today.
Gina Tognoni: Uh, no, that wasn’t me. Uh, not all of me, I mean, ugh, this isn’t coming out right!
Joshua Morrow: Well, I think it’s pretty cool.
Gina Tognoni: You do?
Joshua Morrow: Only thing is it needs a picture. Anybody got a camera?
Eric Braeden: We’re on it!
Peter Bergman: (Holds up a camera) Say “fromage”!
Gina Tognoni / Joshua Morrow: Fromage!
(Shows the picture Peter took, but they were both talking so the picture doesn’t look very good.)